I found this funny

"The next student asked God of technology and how one should conduct himself online. And God said to the student, thou shalt embarrass yourself online. The student was confused but God explained it to him. Said God, you will log into facebook drunk and write embarrassing things on your friends profiles. You will message people you are attracted to and then completely forget you have done so. You will post pictures of yourself that will someday be the reason you cannot find a job. The student began to weep so God took a video of this and put it on youtube."