I'm so lazy I could eat a horse.

If you knew how lazy I was, you would be ashamed. I am ashamed of myself. I am going to fail all my mocks this week and it's all because I'm way too lazy. I just can't bring myself to revise, I just can't, for some reason, there's is this thing in my brain, stopping me from getting myself together and cracking open an excercise book. I enjoy revising, I love making little diagrams to help me remember all my bits and bobs. This is just terrible. I'm going to fail science completely. I'm going to fail :|
But it's ok, they're mocks I guess. Apart from French :/ mmmmm. At least I'm not blaming my french teacher, she's a dreadful teacher, I bet she's very fun when she's drunk though, I also bet she has nailed way too many men in her 30-or-so years. She is kind of sexy, she would be sexy if she didn't wear those awfully tight trousers. They don't do anything for her, they just make her look cheap :/ she's not a size 8 anymore, although she's not fat. I'm going to buy her some new trousers for christmas. She would appreciate that, I reckon.




This isn't actually my french teacher by the way ^