Time for another insightful paragraph. Today's theme: sexual orientation.

Ok, so basically, I believe that sexual orientation is just a personality trait. It's just a bit of what we fancy, some people like apple crumble, some people love chocolate gateaux, some people love members of their own sex, and some people love members of the opposite sex, and then there are the people who like a bit of both, it's really ok. I love the smell of petrol and tar. So spank me.

Why do people make such a big deal out of these things? It's just who we are, no one should be ashamed of the way in which the chemicals in our brain are balanced, and people shouldn't look down on those who don't go with the "flow" meaning "the way in which people were ordered to behave in medieval times". This is the 21st century! Things couldn't be better for us, we've got freedom of speech, gay rights, it's all there for a reason. They didn't build the new sports hall at school for us all to continue playing volley ball on the field in the summer.