I had to pause lady gaga to write this blog for you guys. you should feel special.

I'm sorry that I'm such a hoebag, I really am, I don't mean to be such a slut and a slag and muff gatherer and a cock wannabanger and a BUMDER

I'm a major flirt, I need to stop flirting so much, I'm a complete skank at the moment.

I don't want a boyfriend or anything though, I just want to chill, enjoy being single without leading anyone on, and do my own thing, boys are great and all, but I'm too busy at the moment for a boyfriend.



I need one of these cool belt buckles to keep my pants on