post-boyfriend slut-fest theory

Ok, so I have a theory, you see these girls, walking around on some boy's arm, gazing into their eyes as if they shit diamonds and piss liquid silver, they seem so innocent and sweet and maybe even a bit plain, maybe that's how I seemed when I was with my ex boyfriend, just innocent, plain old Helen Byrne who was dating Chris, but yeahh, I really was not. Then we broke up, and it was like woahhh, I turned into a complete slut. I had genuinely been fairly innocent and sweet, and now it's just like "what happened to you helen?" Well basically, I got dumped. This is what happens to girls who get dumped, they turn into complete slags and mess around with boys they barely know; simply because they want to show their ex's what they're missing out on and how fun and exciting they can be.

Say 'I' if you've had a post boyfriend slut-fest!


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sorry it's not relevant at all, I just find it funny.